“Look at me, I haven’t done this in 20 years.”
So for twenty fucking years, you’re laying in bed while Charlie’s mother is doing laundry for the whole fucking town to support you.
You give excuses like the floor is cold.
Then, for a tour in a chocolate factory, you jump out of bed and start singing and dancing around. How about getting a job you old lazy fuck.
Fuck you Grandpa Joe.
Fuck you.
you pulled this “old man” shit for twenty fucking years while your family starved but then your glutton-ripe FAT ASS hears the word chocolate, and suddenly youre cured?
no, grandpa joe. no. that’s not how this is gonna fucking work.
you can sit the fuck back down. you are not going to the chocolate factory.
Because it made me laugh harder than I should have.
(via longwaydownx3)
